- A Cigarette Is All You Get
- A Little Something
- A Worm's Life
- Aching To Sneeze
- Afternoons & Coffeespoons
- Afternoons and Coffeespoons
- All Of This Ugly
- An Old Scab
- An Side Regarding Prostitution
- And It's Beautiful
- And So Will Always Be
- Androgynous
- At My Funeral
- Baby One More Time
- Bass Baritone Guitar And Penis
- Bette Davis Eyes
- Betty Davis Eyes
- Bowel Difficulties
- Buzzin' Flies
- Bye Bye Baby, Goodbye
- Circomcision Poem
- Cocaine
- Come Down To The Sinkhole
- Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song)
- Conversation
- Crash Test Drunkard
- Da Do Ron Ron
- Delilah
- Encore
- Everlasting Peace
- Every Morning
- Everything Is Better With Me
- Flying Feeling
- Freedom From All Stds
- Get You In The Morning
- Give Yourself A Hand
- God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
- God Shuffled His Feet
- Good King Wenceslas
- Hangin' Tree
- He Liked To Feel It
- Heart Of Stone
- Here I Stand Before Me
- Here on earth
- Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake)
- How Does A Duck Know?
- I Don't Care That You Don't Mind
- I Love Your Goo
- I Never Fall Asleep At Night
- I Never Try That Hard
- I Think I'll Disappear Now
- I want to par-tay
- I Want To Par-Tay!
- I'll See What I Can Do
- I'm A Dog
- I'm Outlived By That Thing
- I'm Outlived By That Thing?
- I'm The Man (That You Are Not)
- If Ya Wanna Know
- In The Bleak Midwinter
- In The Days Of The Caveman
- Interlude 1
- Interlude 2
- Introductory Remarks
- Is the spell really broken
- Is The Spell Really Broken?
- It'll Never Leave You Alone
- It's A Shame
- Jingle Bells
- Just Chillin'
- Just Shoot Me, Baby
- Keep A Lid On Things
- La Grange
- Lake Bras D'or
- Let It Feel Like Something Else
- Little Drummer Boy
- Little Secret
- Mmm Mmm Mmm
- Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
- My Enemies
- My Own Sunrise
- Never Bother Looking Back
- Never Comin' Back
- Not Today Baby
- Now You See Her
- O Little Town O Bethlehem
- O little town of Bethlehem
- On And On
- Oral Sex For Compensation
- Our Driver Gestures
- Overachievers
- Paralyzed
- Pissed With Me
- Playing Dead
- Postlude
- Prelude
- Put A Face
- Put Me In A Corner Of Your Mind
- Scientific Management Poem
- Shoot 'em Up, Shoot 'em Down
- Silent Night
- Sittin' On A Tree Stump
- Songbird
- Sonnet 1 (And When The Sun Goes Down)
- Sonnet 2 (And Back In Ages Past)
- Sonnet 3 (The Cold Is Here)
- Stupid Same
- Superman's Song
- Swatting Flies
- Swimming In Your Ocean
- The ballad of peter pumpkinhead
- The Beginning Of The End
- The Bereft Man's Song
- The Country Life
- The Day We Never Met
- The First Noel
- The Ghosts That Haunt Me
- The Huron Carol
- The In-between Place
- The little drummer boy
- The Psychic
- The String Change Song
- The Unforgiven Ones
- The Voyage
- The Wicked And The Evil
- There Are Many Dangers
- There Is No Final Winner
- Thick Necked Man
- Thick-Necked Man
- Torontonian's: Pros And Cons
- Trident Gum Theme
- Triple Master Blaster
- Two Knights And Maidens
- Unbreak My Heart
- Understand Your Man
- Untitled
- We Three Kings
- What I'm Famous For
- When I Go Out With Artists
- White Christmas
- Winter Song
- Yer Devil Ways
- You Said You'd Meet Me (in California)
- You've Done It Once Again
- You've Had Your Run
- Your Gun Won't Fire