- #51 Dick Butkus
- A Floater Left With Pleasure In The Executive Washroom
- A Jingle For The Product
- A Pyre Laid For Image And Frame
- All Rise For The Rational Anthem
- Americaisapremierefaithbasedinitiative
- An American Banned
- Are You The Motherfucker With The Banana?
- Bitethecurbbitethecurb
- Clown Cars On Cinder Blocks
- Contemplate This On The Tree Of Woe
- D4=putting The "f" Back In "art''
- Define Learning Disorder
- Doublewhiskeycokenoice
- Farts Are Jazz To Assholes
- File Under "Adult Urban Contemporary"
- Fired-side Chat
- Folk Song
- Fruity Pebbles
- Fuck You, Ms. Rochelle
- Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs
- Gainesville
- Get Your Study Hall Outta My Recess
- Hand Made Hard Times Handed Back
- He's A Shithead (Yeah, Yeah)
- Hi-pro Glow
- Holy Shit
- Honey I Shit The Hot Tub
- I Coulda Been A Contender
- I Was Born On A Pirate Ship
- Inquiring Minds Should Read A Book
- It's A Fine Line Between The Monkey And The Robot
- J. Harris
- Labourissuesinthetoydepartment
- Last Communion
- Let Them Eat Thomas Paine
- Like Eye Contact In An Elevator
- Like Sprewells On A Wheelchair
- Maximum Piss And Vinegar
- Minimum Wage Is A Gateway Drug
- Mosh For Jesus
- Music Is None Of My Business
- New Punk Fashions For The Spring Formal
- Noble Stabbings!!
- O.k.f.m.d.o.a
- Ode To The North American Snake Oil Distributor
- One Trick Pony
- Open And Shut
- Our Science Is Tight
- Parishiltonisametaphor
- Portrait Of The Artist As A Fucking Asshole
- Q: How Many Punks Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
- Sally Maclennane
- Sellthehousesellthecarsellthekidsforgetiti'mnevercomingbackforgetit
- Shiny Things Is Good
- Shotgun Confessional
- Shut Your Little Trap Inc.
- Smells Like O.k. Soda
- Somewhere South Of Respect
- Suckers Intl. Has Gone Public
- Super Models Don't Drink Colt .45
- Super Powers Enable Me To Blend In With Machinery
- Thanks For Nothing
- Thanks For Nothing Pt. 2 (The Revenge)
- The Art Of Whore
- The Classical Arrangement
- The Father, The Son, And The Homosexual/single Parent
- The Great American Going Out Of Busines Sale
- Total Fucking Gone Song
- Twenty One Said Three Times Quickly
- Twin Cities Sinners, United
- Two Cents
- Unemployed
- Who Didn't Kill Bambi?
- Wrecktheplacefantastic